Sunday 15 March 2009

Pies for my crappy valentine

I know that February was so last month but i've been meaning write this out anyway. Here's a story about love that never bloomed, it's short so sit tight and read.

Looong long ago when i was in high school i had a classmate named Adlin Nor. She was a year older than me, 6ft 2in, body built like a freakin commando, she was a bully and a bimbo that tramples around with little respect for other peoples properties... or other people for that matter. One day, valentine's day came around and to my shock and disbelief (and horror), Adlin gave me a box of chocolate and asked for my phone number. I hesitated at first but when i reached the conclusion that escape would mean my utter demise, I cordially accepted said chocolate and gave her the number to Pizza Hut. With a demonic grin spread acrossed her face signifying a degree of satisfaction, i slithered out of the scene. Luckily that year i graduated from high school and have avoided hanging around Section 2 ever since. That was the first and last box of chocolate i've ever gotten during my teen years.

I did feel a slight sense of guilt for doing what i did but the whole "We tease because we love" thing seemed naff at the time. I'm not entirely sure how punching me in the stomach was suppose to reflect infatuation... but it was still good chocolate though, kinder bueno with peanutbutter filling yum-yum..

Friday 13 March 2009

Assignment 3: Lesson Plan

Level: Form 1 (Advance)

Time: 80 minutes

Topic: Electronic Gizmo

Theme: Science and Technology

Aims:

  1. To locate information on the internet using a search engine
  2. To extract main ideas from the texts

Technical Requirements:

  1. One computer to every group of four students
  2. Internet connection
  3. Web browser

Websites:

http://www.google.com.my/

http://gizmodo.com/

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/

Preparations:

  1. Locate websites related to electronic gadgets
  2. Prepare worksheets for task

Procedure:

  1. Teacher shows students an MP3 player and elaborates on its use and features
  2. Teacher asks students to form groups of four per computer
  3. Teacher asks students to open the website http://www.google.com.my/
  4. Teacher guides students on how to use the search engine to locate sites about electronic gadgets
  5. Teacher asks students to open two websites http://gizmodo.com/ and http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/
  6. Teacher distributes worksheets and asks students to browse the websites and choose one electronic gadget they like
  7. Teacher asks students to elaborate on the chosen gadget by filling out the worksheet
  8. Teacher asks all groups to present their items to the class
  9. Teacher discusses with the students the use of search engine and conclude the lesson

Follow-up activity:

Teacher asks students to search for information about inventions from previous century and write a short description about its uses and features and submit them via e-mail.

Thursday 12 March 2009

Good day Mr.Gandhi

Gandhi was born in Porbandar, India, on October 2nd 1869. His father died when he was still a teenager. At the age of 13 he married Kasturba Gandhi who was three years younger and the marriage lasts for 62 years until her death in 1944.As a young man Gandhi left India to study law in London. Then he spent two decades working in South Africa securing rights for Indian expatriates. It was during this time that his political reform through non-violence which he called Satyagraha was born. This movement meant resistance of tyranny through mass civil disobedience, firmly founded upon ahimsa, total non violence, which led India to independence and inspired movements for civil rights and freedom across the world. This way, when he returned to India, Mohandas Gandhi emerged as a political and religious leader in the fight for independence from Great Britain and was accorded the country's Father of the Nation. India freed itself from Britain on August 15th, 1947. Five months later, on January 25th, 1948 Gandhi was shot by a conservative Hindu.

Monday 9 February 2009

Excuse my french.


NERDRAGE!! %^#*$$@@@@!!! I can't believe that i just spent an hour duking it out with the internet because this blog wouldn't accept some HTML code. What the hell? huh? What the hell? please tell me what the hell?

Okay here's what happened. I typed my evaluation in Microsoft Words 2002, saved and then copy pasted the contents here on this blog, hit the publish post button. Wait excitedly for a few seconds, only to be shot down by an error message claiming that the site cannot accept my HTML tag . After a few random tweaks attempting to fix the problem failed, i ended up deleting all of the HTML tags and rewriting them here. That worked but now the post looks like it was written by some albino autistic with twelve fingers wearing wrongly prescribed glasses.

Could this be caused by bullocks in the transfer process from Words to Blog? Was Bill Gates involved in this in anyway? Shaite, Gates if I find out you had anything to do with this, i'll sue you for causing me internet related distress.

Assignment 2: ESL website evaluation



Website URL: http://www.english-online.org.uk/backindex.html

1. What does the application attempt to "teach"?

The website I decided to evaluate is appropriately named ‘English for Everybody’ due to the wide variety of proficiency and difficulty levels it offers. The website primary aim supposedly is the teaching of grammar. We can conclude this because most of the tutorials and flash games offered here revolve around grammar rules, syntax and vocabularies. However, the site also offers video and audio tutorials intended to teach listening and speaking. The site however lacks in it’s variety of topics and subject matter that would appeal to the general audience. One is expected to be versed in the English culture to fully utilize the programs, for example, one flash game centred on teaching vocabulary uses English food as its topic. This is hardly appealing to someone who couldn’t tell a scone from a truffle.

2. What sort of thing is the application user expected to do with regards to learning the content?
The website promotes a form of self-directed learning approach providing the user with a plethora of contents and resources, and giving them the freedom to pick and choose the order in which to proceed. On its homepage the site offers a selection of proficiency levels ranging from ‘young learners’ to ‘advance’ and users are recommended to select the level most appropriate for them. Selecting these levels will take the user to a tutorial page for their selected level. Here the user may either choose to watch a series of tutorial videos, listen to dialogues or answer a series of exercises related to the specified language component. Back on the homepage, the site also provides practices for English language exams such as IELTS (International English Language Testing System) and TOEFL (Test of English as a Foreign Language). The site provides a wide variety of resources to learn English, with no precise instructions on how to proceed, users are expected to be able to learn independently.

3. What sorts of computer skills is the application users expected to have in order to operate/access/use the application?
The website uses a very simple build, demanding no more than the most basic computer skills of pointing and clicking from its users. Most of the flash games require the user to click on the correct answer, while the crossword puzzle game requires the ability to type. To fully appreciate the video and audio tutorials, the user must have a working sound system and the reading section also has the option to use podcast if the user knows how to. To navigate through the site, one need only to click on the html clearly provided. Overall, the site is designed for simplicity and does not demand anymore computer skills than what is necessary from the user.

4. While you are “playing”/”accessing”/”assessing” the application, does it remind you of anything you do in the classroom, or with a teacher, or with a fellow classmate, or in self-study?
Parts of the website certainly reminded me of what I have once used in the classroom to teach English to intermediate form 1 students, the crossword puzzle games. In my opinion, crossword puzzles can be seen as one of the simplest pen and paper game you can orchestrate in a classroom of any proficiency level to teach vocabulary. It is certainly a step up from the very bland ‘fill in the blank’ exercises students are used too. Another part which brings back memories is in the reading section of the site. One of the reading materials provided is Bram Stoker’s Dracula, I once used a summarized/rephrased/simplified version of this book for a reading comprehension exercise in my class.

5. Can you pinpoint some theories of language learning and/or teaching underlying the application?
The website reminds me of Caleb Gattegno’s Silent Way that believed that “learners should develop independence, autonomy and responsibility.” Brown (2000). This can be seen on the website whereby the resources, exercises and tutorials are all provided for the user and the user is allowed to proceed at their own pace. The flash games and video tutorials also portray this whereby “Learner responses to commands, questions and visual cues,”.

6. How well is the constructivist theory of learning applied to the chosen website?
Pioneers of constructivism Dewey and Vygotsky believed that learning exists in a social context to a certain extent. This theory is applied in the website where by most its activities, tutorials and quizzes tries to present topics with real world context. Vygotsky said that “the process of engagement with the adult enabled them to refine their thinking or their performance to make it more effective,” Atherton (2005). This is quite clearly applied in the website as it is not to be used by itself but rather as a form of exercise to reinforce the schemata the learners gain from their interaction with an adult teacher.

7. In 1980s and early 1990s, there was a major debate on ‘whether the computer was “master” of or “slave” to the learning process (Higgins and Johns, 1984). In relation to your evaluation – was the computer a replacement for teachers, or merely an obedient servant to students?
In my opinion, the computer a tool of learning rather than the absolute master/slave dichotomy. The computer is no more a tool than a simple calculator. Teachers may use computers as a resource to further enhance their teaching, while students in turn may use them to enhance learning. Take the ‘English for Everybody’ website for example, it provides a variety of resources for the students to use to enhance their learning, but without an actual human teacher to properly point the way, students would be lost and confused. Is it currently impossible to fully learn a language by only relying on the computer without the input from a human teacher. However, the computer does aid both parties in what they do. Teachers may use computers to help them locate teaching materials, while students may use computers to find exercises and activities to practice their knowledge.

8. Would you like to use the application yourself in your future work?
I certainly would like to use the website in my future work to a certain degree. At a glance, the website may not seem very appealing due to its very simple design, but the content it provides more than makes up for it. If I were to teach in schools in the future, I do see myself, taking the explanations from the tutorials and turning them into classroom instructions. Also the language games on the site can be rather entertaining if you were to overlook its simplicity. These games although done in flash, can be reproduced in the physical realm with little effort. Other than that I would also use the site for self-study purposes, as it provides a sample test questions of English language exams such as IELTS (International English Language Testing System) and CAE (Cambridge Advance English) should I ever require to take these tests in the future.

9. Suggestions/Recommendations.
The website has its perks for being simple, however this may also be its biggest flaw. Most users that stumble upon the site may not think much of it at a glance due to its uninteresting look. It also would not appeal very much to children and young learners because it looks very boring. Therefore, I recommend that they make the make site look more professional and attractive. It would be a shame for all those contents to be missed if users simply skip the site because the site did not look very appealing to them.

REFERENCE
1. Brown, H. D. (2000). Principles of Language Learning and Teaching (4th ed). Longman, Inc.
2. Brown, H. D. (2001). Teaching by Principles (2nd ed). Longman, Inc.

Wednesday 21 January 2009

Meet Lilith


Okay guys, today i'm gonna tell you abit about my PC. I call her Lilith, that's short for Monolith, forged by the Dwarfs of Low Yat Plaza in the fires of Mount Doom, Lilith boasts a 2.77Ghz AMD dual core processor, 160Gig of HD, an M3 GBTech mobo and an Nvidia 9600 GT graphic card all encased in a sleek black tower the size of a small car. Her main role in life is to finish my AE, but she's also well outfitted to play video games when the need arises. The drawback of this hardware is that they heat up pretty fast and because there is no eternal winter in Malaysia, i had to install a huge fan to keep Lilith cool under pressure. The huge fan in turn makes a very loud noise, enough to wake the neighbours at night. Lilith came installed with Windows XP SP3, but because i didn't like the way her makers did not partition the harddisk, i had to format and reinstall a jailbait copy of XP, so now Lilith occasionally make attempts to connect to microsoft and tell Bill Gates that my Windows isn't legit enough for her tastes. I also use a custom theme for my windows to give it a sleek psuedo Vista look, but because XP is a nitpick when it comes to anything custom, it tends to give me all this bollocks about Generic Host 32 pissing in my virtual garage, forcing me to reboot les i be forced to play with no sound. Now if i was your standard mamajama nerd who pesonify their PC because they have no life, i would define Lilith as a naggy and needy wife who performs well in bed..... of course i'm not a nerd with no life, i'm just saying 'if' i was one.... no seriously.. stop looking at me like that...

Thursday 15 January 2009

Microsoft Words exercise


Bill Gates would be proud..