Meet Lilith

Okay guys, today i'm gonna tell you abit about my PC. I call her Lilith, that's short for Monolith, forged by the Dwarfs of Low Yat Plaza in the fires of Mount Doom, Lilith boasts a 2.77Ghz AMD dual core processor, 160Gig of HD, an M3 GBTech mobo and an Nvidia 9600 GT graphic card all encased in a sleek black tower the size of a small car. Her main role in life is to finish my AE, but she's also well outfitted to play video games when the need arises. The drawback of this hardware is that they heat up pretty fast and because there is no eternal winter in Malaysia, i had to install a huge fan to keep Lilith cool under pressure. The huge fan in turn makes a very loud noise, enough to wake the neighbours at night. Lilith came installed with Windows XP SP3, but because i didn't like the way her makers did not partition the harddisk, i had to format and reinstall a jailbait copy of XP, so now Lilith occasionally make attempts to connect to microsoft and tell Bill Gates that my Windows isn't legit enough for her tastes. I also use a custom theme for my windows to give it a sleek psuedo Vista look, but because XP is a nitpick when it comes to anything custom, it tends to give me all this bollocks about Generic Host 32 pissing in my virtual garage, forcing me to reboot les i be forced to play with no sound. Now if i was your standard mamajama nerd who pesonify their PC because they have no life, i would define Lilith as a naggy and needy wife who performs well in bed..... of course i'm not a nerd with no life, i'm just saying 'if' i was one.... no seriously.. stop looking at me like that...